i randomly decided to open some spam letters. i really like the ones where the subject has nothing to do with the content. when there is content. @_@ like how "bicurious thenetferret apply here" is actually a spam message full of funny bush quotes…

(more…)

nothing really to report other than i'm back. i have lots of messages on the answering machine. o_O half are from people who want me to give them money, and half are from people who want to give me money (the bakery…i'm assuming they changed the schedule on me). neither of which i really want to do right now, but oh well.

i need to go shopping at a real mall.

KLEY! WHERE ARE YOU!? WHO ARE YOU!? I THINK I FORGOT!!! >:O DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOU!!! >:O

i'm hungry.

okay, i was randomly surfing around gaia and i noticed that some guy listed cookingwithcum.com as their website. O_o kita convinced me to click it after i insisted i would never click such a link. >_>;;; i expected some random site, actually. someone with a funny domain name, that's all. but it's for real. @_@ here's one of the more disturbing recipes that someone has contributed (edited for spelling, punctuation, continuity, and for dg's sake):

Looking for a tantalizing breakfast meal? Look no further! Here is my recipe for Flap Jack-Offs.

You will require:
2 eggs
2 cups buttermilk
1/4 cup oil
1 1/4 cups flour
2 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 tablespoons semen (chunky semen turns these ordinary Flap-Jack Offs into a festive breakfast, smooth is more traditional)
*** A DASH of brown sugar or cinnamon adds a jubilant taste to kick start your flavor fest!

Mix the above contents into a bowl and pour silver dollar- or platter-sized amounts of batter onto a hot skillet. Cook until golden brown and flip periodically.

Lastly, slather your generous portion of Flap Jack-offs with your favorite syrup! (I recommend Hungry Jack; it is SOOOO delicious!!)

I treat myself and my son to these every Sunday morning. He still doesn't know the chef's secret, and he's been indulging for 5 years. In fact, it's his favorite dish! SHHHH!!

now if that ain't sick and wrong i don't know what is. x_x *gags repeatedly*

okay, gotta stop putting this off…

if you're only just tuning in, this is the second huge sims update. go read the first one (the post before this) if you haven't already. it'll be confusing if you read this one then the other one. :) and that means you, hammy. i know you read blogs backwards.

(more…)

wow…i just went through the sims 2 pictures i haven't uploaded yet. there are 127 new pictures. that's more pictures than all the sims 2 pictures i've uploaded so far. X_X i'm not sure if i'm going to go through all of them in this one post. we'll see. i'd like to say that i'll try to be as brief as possible, but i know i probably can't keep that promise. i'll try, though.

just a small recap. neo got lbeth knocked up, then got hammy knocked up shortly after. lbeth now hates hammy and neo's guts. ferret and kley had willow. she was a toddler last time i posted about sims stuff. dg grew up. usa and john had jbeth and immediately went and had sex and usa's pregnant once again. and somewhere in between there kley invited hammy, lbeth, and usa over for a pregnant party while they were all pregnant.

(more…)

mom thought we were still getting free internet so she didn't pay that bill. >_< oh well…that's fixed for now.

i was kind of overwhelmed when i checked my email a few minutes ago and i had 250 messages in my inbox. spam rarely makes it into my inbox…yahoo's spam filtering is pretty good, in my opinion. well, all the new messages except for four were spam comments from cream lemon. x_x all of them were received on thursday and friday, too. that's gotta be a new record. JBETH! i think you need to do something. x_x if i get a huge assult like that again i'm going to block that email address. x_x (*edits* i just read your blog, jbeth! i haven't gotten any in a while…yayyy!! thanks for disabling that. *_*)

let's see…what did i do while i was gone. i didn't play maplestory, so i'm pretty weak now in comparison to everyone else who was playing. ;_; my sister had a sleepover and i let her take ddr, so i couldn't play that all weekend. i couldn't play final fantasy ix either…she took the memory card. so all i could do was play sims 2 and watch full moon wo sagashite. and boy did i do lots of that. @_@ i have a game of the sims 2 going right now that i put on hold to watch the amazing race.

…which was so good!! i'm kind of glad those cocky new yorker guys got kicked out though. "at this rate we'll win for sure," they said, or something to that effect. and they were in last. >D they shouldn't have done that stupid boat detour. i was so happy to see them in iceland, though! i'd totally love going there some day (that glacier climbing looked so fun!). i really do love arctic climates, even though i whine and complain about snow. >:P i'd much prefer living up here than in a place that gets really hot.

full moon wo sagashite. i'm on episode…i don't know what. @_@ *checks* the last one i watched was episode 22 (out of 52). i still haven't watched the last three episodes of FLCL. *dies* fmws is just so good. i was kind of waiting for everything to break down, too…all these fun adventures where there's a new problem that gets solved in each episode was getting a bit tedious. that was all fine and dandy though… but it only made me want to watch one or two episodes at a time. until everything went crazy and stuff started getting unresolved (gasp!!) when the credits start rolling. and it did that to me for several episodes in a row and i just had to watch them all back-to-back. -_- so i watched like eight episodes in a day, which is unheard of for me, and i'm still so happy there's tons of episodes left to watch. and i think i'm going crazy…every time someone says "negi ramen" in the show (since the first episode!) i burst into a laughing fit. x_x (you can imagine how bad it was for the fireworks episode.) and i'm really loving the music!! i think need to download the music AUTREMENT. so far i have not fast forwarded through a single opening or closing theme. @_@ at all. it's just that good.

maybe i should update my sims stuff before that gets too out of control. x_x i still don't feel like it. maybe later. maybe after i'm actually done playing it for today. yeah…

my internet was down all day yesterday and hasn't been back since. i'm at the arcade at west ed (i randomly felt like going to the mall today). and, yay, i have three minutes left on my time. i don't feel like feeding this machine another dollar, either.

ummm, so yeah. my mom and i are going to call the cable company and see what's up. x_x but i work tomorrow (on a holiday >_<) and the day after that and the day after that and possibly the day after that. _-_ hopefully i'll have time to get that up and running again. oh well, i have final fantasy ix that came in the mail yesterday. and i have lots of anime to watch. and the sims 2. not maplestory though. :(

i wonder if the lineup for ddr is smaller… *goes to check*

just a few things i've been up to lately. (complete with screenshots! for no reason! i just felt like taking them!)

pgsm. i finished it. of course you knew that, though. i mentioned tv nihon releasing the last episode of it. it was really fun! i really miss watching it, actually. not that i won't go back and watch random episodes, or anything, but i miss not knowing what'll happen next. i enjoyed the ending (i can't stop listening to the song "friend" now). i can't wait for the special(s)!

duh. lots has happened, but i'm still not in the mood to make a huge update. >D but, yeah, tons has happened, needless to say.

there seem to be a lot of bjk downloads the past while. o_O yeah, there's a new album and an even newer single. i've got like five different audio interviews saved, a couple tv appearances, and the new music video (that's what the picture's of >:D). all circa the past month or two. @_@

an anime you probably haven't watched. i don't know anyone else that's seen it, at least. it's only available through fansubbing right now, plus it's only about a year old. it's called kimi ga nozomu eien ("the eternity you wish for"). i first heard about it when i was reading reviews for kare kano…and someone said that kgne was a much better romance story. so i looked it up on animenfo.com. when i looked it up it was number two on the site's top 100 shows. @_@!!! i thought, "wow…this must be a really good show!" it's fourteen episodes, which i love. i love the short shows like that. but, yeah, i finished it, and stuff. little did i know the show was based off of a hentai video game. X_X!!! the story is really good, and i really recommend it. it's a very real story. @_@ well, almost. there are parts where i thought to myself, "oh, man, this is where the awful hentai plot seeped in X_x!" still, i recommend it highly, especially if you like romance anime (and you don't mind that they don't have magic powers or that they don't go SD every ten seconds). and the animation is pretty. *_* really clean-cut…not like…CLAMP, or something.

i broke down and downloaded FLCL. x_x isn't it available on dvd now? i don't know. knowing the nature of this show…i don't think i'd want to pay for it. now that i've seen some of it, i'm glad i didn't go out and buy it. x_x;;; it's only six episodes long and i still haven't finished it. i've watched the first three, so i'm done half. this show is so freaking weird/messed up that i need several days to get over each episode. x_x it's so weird and confusing that i don't even know if i like it or not. when it comes to shows like this i tend to like it when the show has a general humourous overtone, but with serious moments. this one…it's got a general serious overtone with humourous moments. o_O if you want to call them humourous… i just don't know. i need to sit down for an hour and a half and finish it. x_x;

shoot me in the head. x_x minako and sisko got me (and hammy) addicted to maplestory. i wish i had less distractions so i could spend more time leveling up, and stuff. such a fun game, that. ;_; sadly, i've been neglecting it lately thanks to…

full moon wo sagashite. X_X kley and i were talking one night and she got me really excited about watching this show. i looked it up and it looked so good. exactly the type of show that i know i'd like. the only downside was that it's a 52-episode show. x_x (i've been making that x_x face a lot, haven't i?) the last 52-episode show i watched was fushigi yuugi (and that doesn't include the four ovas). i hadn't gotten into a show that long in such a long time…the main reason being that i just can't afford the dvds for long shows (which is why got really pissed off that i loved kodomo no omocha; i still haven't seen past the first twelve episode of that; i will someday). so i went and downloaded it. x_x that download took about two weeks, which isn't surprising considering it was over nine GIGABYTES. *dies repeatedly* but i finally finished downloading it. i was so happy the day it finished. ;_; two weeks of a laggy connection really sucks. anyway, i've watched up to episode nine so far. this show is exactly what i love to watch, and i knew it even before i started watching. ;_; (and this is the main reason i haven't been watching FLCL…i'm too addicted to this new show. >D) i'm so used to the short-anime style, though: as little exposition as possible. it feels so weird that the story's still being set up and…i feel like the show should be almost over. x_x but no…still got 40-some-odd episodes left. x_x takuto and meroko in plushie form are so friggin' cute. *_*!!!!!! especially in the theme song doing the little dance with mitsuki (that i screencapped). ugh, i can't get over it. and takuto's kitty ears in human form… *dies* i want a hat like that. >D for real. ;_; and i found out that meroko and kozue (from utena) have the same seiyuu! she's way more…hmmm…hyper in full moon wo sagashite. x_x and not in the same "way" as kozue either. X_X but i can't get over how much i love this show. be prepared to hear me rant all about it as i continue watching.

and that's it. wow, i didn't use the more feature. oh well. wow, maybe i should try to sleep. i have nothing to do tomorrow though. x_x

the important thing is what we all learned from this. i learned that the world doesn't stop spinning if you stop blogging. and i was reminded of the reason i created a blog in the first place: for me to write whatever i like and for you to sit down, shut up, and enjoy every word of it. :)

i refuse to play catch-up. if you don't know anything about what i've done in the past month it's your own fault. it's not like i'm on aim every day, or something. oh, wait, i am.

since kley's the only one that knows anything about my sims, maybe i should make an update about that. hmmm…

i smell microwaved popcorn. i really want some, but i think i'll make something more filling. like kraft dinner. _-_;;

oh, and you should know about this:

(more…)