the engrish lj community rarely provides me with any superb engrish to read, so i usually just skip those posts on my friends list. not today. here's a rare gem that you all must read. every page. and you'll love it. it's an phrase book for japanese people containing colloquial sex-related phrases, terms, and conversations. it's such a riot. don't forget to read the random english words scattered around in the japanese. some of it seems so random! >D

train now leaving on track no. sex!

*diiiiiiiies*

i have to post this…

okay, so i'm catching up on this show air… and i really love the mom!!! i told you before that she's such a drunk, but i had no idea she'd be drunk in every episode. well, i've only watched three four episodes so far. but i must share a quote (from the third episode). the main guy is yukito, the mom is haruko.

*insert serious conversation here*
haruko: if nothing happened, then just forget it.
yukito: what are you talking about?
haruko: let's can the sad stuff and go straight to tonight's main event! EROTIC CONFESSION TIME! *sways hips back and forth while pointing up in the air*
yukito: does it always have to end up like this!?
haruko: erotic confession time! i'm getting all hot and bothered just saying the title!
yukito: what are you, a pervert!?

*DIES* i love her so much. ;_;

that is all.